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Journal Entry: Tue Apr 29, 2008, 9:49 AM
The RULES

1. tag 10 ppl (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all taggees on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (i think)
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[ ] I hate my mom.
[x] I have a brother.
[ ] I have a sister.
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (never did)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (I live there lol)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm bi.
[ ] I'm gay.
[ ] I've had sex. (EHEM)
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[ ] I've cybered. (*COUGHFIT*)
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight. *ahem*
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (i punch walls)
[ ] I've woken up crying.
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals. (theyre too awkward)
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself. (eulogy?)
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs. <shame>
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit.
[x] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[x] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ]I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x]I laugh at my own jokes. (im so damn hilarious i laugh at myself)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I loathe labels
[ ] I like action movies.
[xxxx] I like horror movies.
[ ] I like chick flicks.
[x] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[ ] I can't spell.
[ ] I treasure my friends.
[ ] I think of others before myself.

[ ] All of those are answered honestly.

i tag anyone who actually bothered to read all of that

  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: pink floyd - bike
  • Reading: my words
  • Drinking: coke

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 1337
  • Current Residence: England
  • Favourite band or musician: It changes most of the time. Right now it's Neutral Milk Hotel.
  • Favourite genre of music: Fusion or Progressive Metal
  • Favourite artist: André Menor oyoby.deviantart.com
  • Favourite poet or writer: Solka solka.deviantart.com
  • Favourite style or digital art: Sketchy, humorous.
  • Operating System: Windows XP, but it doesnt operate.
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Shell of choice: Hold the S cos i don't like shells.
  • Wallpaper of choice: My desktop was drawn by DragonPo dragonpo.deviantart.com
  • Skin of choice: SO
  • Favourite game: I
  • Favourite gaming platform: HERD
  • Favourite cartoon character: U
  • Personal Quote: LIEK
  • Tools of the Trade: MUDKIPS?

deviantART Notice

Devious Comments

~countdread:iconcountdread: 1 day 12 hours ago
thanks for the fav!
btw...If I sent you a load of junk email...sorry (i sent to everyone in mi contacts):blush:

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too devious to define...[link]
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: May 7, 2008, 6:16:49 AM
No problem

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
~countdread:iconcountdread: May 4, 2008, 2:39:34 AM
thanks for the fav:glomp:

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too devious to define...[link]
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: May 3, 2008, 3:38:53 AM
BLARGH!

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
*skillyaslig:iconskillyaslig: May 2, 2008, 5:37:58 AM
Pies are good! That one is uber yummy XD

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Swimming Ferrit is owned by me. For all your daily and external needs!
I do NOT suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I submit my pictures willing to clubs from which I am a part of! No one else!!!
I wish I had wings. weee!
Oh, and a cannabalistic pumpki
~OrangeSuicide:iconOrangeSuicide: May 1, 2008, 2:41:52 PM
TAGGED

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*a por tinta na cara com um pincel; de seguida, ele (o rodrigo) mete a cara no papel, de modo a qe fique como uma impressao "facial"*
~countdread:iconcountdread: May 1, 2008, 1:16:03 PM
like miss Lovett? :pie:

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too devious to define...[link]
*skillyaslig:iconskillyaslig: May 1, 2008, 1:56:39 AM
*growls* Grr!

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Swimming Ferrit is owned by me. For all your daily and external needs!
I do NOT suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I submit my pictures willing to clubs from which I am a part of! No one else!!!
I wish I had wings. weee!
Oh, and a cannabalistic pumpki
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 30, 2008, 7:52:55 AM
share plz

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 30, 2008, 7:52:29 AM
No problem

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
*skillyaslig:iconskillyaslig: Apr 30, 2008, 2:46:33 AM
LITTLE ONES. I BAKE THEM IN PIES
:iconinsaneplz:

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Swimming Ferrit is owned by me. For all your daily and external needs!
I do NOT suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I submit my pictures willing to clubs from which I am a part of! No one else!!!
I wish I had wings. weee!
Oh, and a cannabalistic pumpki
~Rena-Vito:iconRena-Vito: Apr 29, 2008, 12:20:02 PM Mood: Tender
HALOOA ^^
thanks for the watch! =D

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Im looking to the sky to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me burn out bright
Im looking for complications
Looking cos Im tired of lying
Make my way back home
When I learn to fly (high)
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 29, 2008, 9:37:30 AM
Can you be more specific?

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
*skillyaslig:iconskillyaslig: Apr 29, 2008, 4:11:13 AM
I EAT BABIES

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Swimming Ferrit is owned by me. For all your daily and external needs!
I do NOT suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I submit my pictures willing to clubs from which I am a part of! No one else!!!
I wish I had wings. weee!
Oh, and a cannabalistic pumpki
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 28, 2008, 8:41:50 AM
Np :D

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
~countdread:iconcountdread: Apr 27, 2008, 9:20:34 AM
thanks for the fav:D

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too devious to define...[link]
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 25, 2008, 6:45:50 AM
no problem

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 25, 2008, 6:45:43 AM
Np

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
~ChaosDS:iconChaosDS: Apr 24, 2008, 5:51:11 AM
ty for the fav :)

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Hmmmmmmmm, yes, there was something here before.
~countdread:iconcountdread: Apr 20, 2008, 4:01:14 AM
thanks for the fav:D

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too devious to define...[link]
~countdread:iconcountdread: Apr 17, 2008, 1:26:30 PM
leeter...?

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~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 17, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Ah, rite.

Yes, i grow leeter with age.

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!
~countdread:iconcountdread: Apr 17, 2008, 10:42:49 AM
and I know you're 14...

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too devious to define...[link]
~countdread:iconcountdread: Apr 17, 2008, 10:42:27 AM
you changed you age on your profile, that or my computer is number iliterate or whatever...

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too devious to define...[link]
~x5daniel5x:iconx5daniel5x: Apr 16, 2008, 2:30:04 PM
and im 14!

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Oyoby's art gallery. He's epic...ish. [link]
Solka's art gallery. She's even epicer. [link]
Annd [link]
check them all out, comment and fave!